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You have to have a sense of humour when horses are involved! Share your favourite horse jokes and anecdotes here.
Judge's comments
When riding my horse in an interschool equitation jumps round at 1.
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Climbing pony
When I was 11 I received my dressage pony.
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Circus pony
When I was a child, and that was 50 years ago, the riding school used to get sent ponies to see if they were suited to riding school or to sell on to others peeps.
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Riding a race finish in wet weather
The best way of teaching a young apprentice jockey to ride a wet weather finish:
get boy/girl to sit astride the saddle cleaning rack with his hands on reins and a whip, with great encouragement from the other lads he is given the countdown to the line, and running commentary on his opponents, just as he reaches the finishing line, his pals throw a big bucket of water in his face to simulate a heavy downpour!
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Owners v Horses IQ
One of the ladies in the yard (and her daughter) decided to help me by bringing my boy in from the field .
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Pooh Trees!
I would have been much happier if they'd left it on the ground :)
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No such thing as a quiet ride!
There was a short break in the rain today so I persuaded my friend to go for a quick 15min trot round the block.
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Possibly the funniest thing to happen to me on horseback!
The funniest thing to happen to me was not only funny for the people watching but highly embarssing for my instuctor.
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Horse 'ditties'
I once heard about these people who were selling a 12 hand childs pony.
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